Tribe.net. Local Connections grace http://johnisadick.tribe.net/thread/ab8c319d-ab48-4a14-9680-60de7eaaf52c 2004-05-11T13:02:33Z 2004-05-11T13:02:33Z

<div>Jarrod; what? what is...oh right,. i see. gather around, everybody. (they gather around) ah, listen, great job gang. its been a magical journey... <br/>Joan: no, you idiot! look onstage! <br/>Jarrod: oh my god! janet! <br/>dick: janet the extra woman, woman no. 2 Janet they killed Janet Jarrod: Janet’s Got a gun, shes shooting people! <br/>joan: why would she shoot people? they were applauding! <br/>jarrod: not the audience, joan! the actors! there are two dead actors on stage! <br/>jarrod: quiet! (stage whisper) quiet! yep, shes still there. all right, listen. gather round. we ’ve got to get out of here. now, thats a seven shooter shes got, so she has five bullets left. <br/>dick: how ’d you know it was a seven shooter? <br/>jarrod: i used to do a lot of community theatre. anyway, heres the plan. theres a trapdoor right past the womens dressing room. it leads to the rear entrance. if were quiet, we can go through and phone the police from outside <br/>joan: hey, maybe someone in `the audience already called the police? <br/>jarrod: not possible, the ushers confiscated all the cell phones <br/>joan: damn those fascist bastards! <br/>raul: when will the world learn? <br/>jarrod: alright, everybody ready? follow me! <br/>daphne: come on alice! <br/>alice: no <br/>jarrod: alice, come on, its safer then staying here. <br/>alice: i prefer to stay: <br/>raul: alice whats the matter? come with us! <br/>alice: i... i havent taken my bow yet. <br/>dick: what?! <br/>alice: i havent taken my bow yet. i cant go until i take my bow. <br/>raul: are you insane girlfriend? thatstheres a crazy extra onstage with a gun! <br/>alice: then we have to get her offstage sebastian. so i can take my bow. shes been out there too long already. shes milking it. its disgraceful. shes stealing our curtain call! <br/>jarrod: alice... <br/>alice: im not leaving jarrod. <br/>jarrod:alice! <br/>alice: get her offstage and ill take my bow and leave. until then, im waiting right here. <br/>jarrod: you know what? fine, thats fine, alice. if you want to stay and get shot by a psycho actress, thats just fine with me. the rest of you, lets go. <br/>jarrod: what’s going on here? <br/>tom:we can’t go jarrod <br/>joan: we have to take our bow <br/>jarrod: I’m not believing this <br/>dick: listen jarrod, you’re a fine stage manager no one is disputing that but... well, you’re not an actor i know you work hard and you are integral part of the production and all that but we actors put ourselves through hell for this show, for every show, did you know that I lived on nothing but lettuce and cigarettes for these past few months <br/>raul: I gave mysself papercuts every day <br/>joan: I let my cat use my naked chest to sharpen her claws <br/>sebastion: and I watched “Beaches” <br/>daphne: my god How? <br/>sebastion: I used those little eye clips like in a clockwork orange <br/>tom: do you know why we do all these things? <br/>jarrod: because you’re morons <br/>tom: for the show, to get in character to search the depths of our souls for truth no matterr how bitter or painful, that is what a true artist goes through day after day and that is why we must go out there for our curtain call <br/>jarrod: but she has a gun <br/>tom: so she has a weapon we all have weapons our talent is a weapon <br/>jarrod: but she has an actual gun with bullets you idiot <br/>tom: (takin charge) then we must get that gun and quickly, there must be someone who can reason with her, get her off that that stage!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://johnisadick.tribe.net">I Hate John</a> - 0 replies </div>

grace 2004-05-11T13:02:33Z grace http://johnisadick.tribe.net/thread/7ab2b983-d1e1-46d1-a208-b9ef438b2cf5 2004-05-06T14:24:23Z 2004-05-06T14:24:23Z

<div> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>Je suis né le 25 octobre, 1988. J’avais les yeux bruns, et les cheveux noirs. J’étais un tres laid bebe. <br/> <br/> <br/>quand j’avais trois ans, Je faisais le ballet. J’expertais tous jours. Je voulais etre un dancer quand Je grandis. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>Quand j’avais 5 ans, j’ai commence l’ecole. J’allais au St. Mary’s. Je portais un uniforme tous les jours. <br/> <br/>j’avais six ans quand j’ai perdu mon premier dent. j’étais tres heureuse. le prochain matin, quand j’ai examine sous mon oreiller, j’ai trouvé deux dollars! <br/> <br/>pour mon neuvieme anniversaire, j’ai recu un petit chien! il etait tres grand! Sa fourrure etait noire. il s’est appelle Minuit. <br/> <br/>Quand j’avais 10 ans, j’ai costume une sorciere. j’étais tres effrayante. <br/> <br/>une ete, quand j’avais onze ans, ma famille et moi, nous avons voyage au Washington D.C. Nous avons visite la maison blanche. J’ai rencontre le president des etas-unis! <br/> <br/>Je jouais au basket pour mon ecole. c’etait magnifique. Nous gagnions chaque match. <br/> <br/>j’adorais jouer avec mes cousins. ils arrivait chez moi le dimanche. <br/> <br/>Quand j’avais douze ans, nous avons déménage. j’étais tres heureuse dans ma nouvelle maison. <br/> <br/>la prochaine annee, Je jouais au volley pour mon ecole. j’adorais ce sport. c’etait mon activite favori. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://johnisadick.tribe.net">I Hate John</a> - 0 replies </div>

grace 2004-05-06T14:24:23Z